Claire Waller

  • Squidge posted an update 5 years, 5 months ago

    My Bump story’s up at last. Been pondering it for weeks, with no real ideas coming together, then it all came through in a rush this weekend. Phew.

    (Loved reading the other stories that’ve been posted. I never start on them til I’ve posted my own…)

  • A MESSAGE FOR ALL “THINGS THAT GO BUMP” ESSAYERS. There is an update in the group’s activity stream.

  • Occasional rough language

    Prat’s Key Wood

    Prat’s Key Wood was as old as the hills. No, really.

    Well, seeing as the hills are billions of years old and forged in the countless aeons before organic life, that’s a stretch. But, I mean 1) it was ancient to the max and 2) it took Jacko and a team of ten, and a bulldozer, and chainsaws, just one…[Read more]

  • Is it just me, or is the commercially produced garlic from supermarkets and greengrocers feeble old shite compared to the stuff I cooked with a few years back? I’ll swear it used to have some bite and tang to it, but these days I could stick whole bulbs in and hardly taste it. Going to try growing a few different types.

    • No it’s not just you! Supermarket garlic tastes quite bland compared to the stuff I’ve cooked with while self-catering in France – though our local farm shop sometimes has decent bulbs.
      Sounds a great idea to try growing it yourself.

      • Definitely true. The garlic in the box I get from the organic farmer in the next village is ten times tastier than supermarket stuff.

    • I agree. It has gone the way of so many other foods, so bland when mass produced. My France holiday (a distant memory) showed just how much.

      • One of the first and most obvious changes is that after preparing a meal with garlic I’d have to scrub away at my hands for a good ten minutes and they’d still be poor company next day. These days a quick rinse is all that’s needed.

  • JaneShuff posted an update 5 years, 6 months ago

    Posting this on the off chance someone can help. I’m planning my next book, part of which will be set in a camp for refugees and immigrants – very similar to the camp on Lesbos in Greece. I need to do some research into the conditions in the Greek camps and how they operates and also get some sense of the refugees’ different stories. I’ve found an…[Read more]

    • Might be worth looking at Medecine Sans Frontier websites etc. They do a lot of work in the Med with the migrants, so there might be things via them?

  • JaneShuff posted an update 5 years, 6 months ago

    Congratulations to all for the great bunch of entries! And A Happy New Year!!

  • A very happy new year to all Denizens! The advent competition didn’t have 25 entries as I hoped, but by way of compensation, those that were submitted are all gems that I would be happy to find behind a calendar window.

    Janette: A New Opening
    A truly positive response to the Covid restrictions. This was beautifully written with a powerful feeling…[Read more]

  • Are there any more takers for the last monthly competition, in the final hours of the year? We have three super entries so far, but room for more.

  • Mad Iguana replied to the topic Indie publishing deal in the forum Podium 5 years, 6 months ago

    I’ve said it elsewhere, but I think it’s OK to congratulate a person more than once, isn’t it?
    Congratulations Jane! Over the (edge) (of the) moon for you, if that’s not too tortured an attempted pun (I know it is).
    Can’t wait to read your published work.

  • @dougk if you’d like an alternative to a sedative, you can read the exhaustive cautionary tale of my small press experience here https://airandseastories.com/2019/01/30/my-publishing-nightmare-the-story-of-a-book-deal-gone-bad-part-1/

  • Good article @dougk.

    For anyone looking to submit to Indie Presses in the UK and Ireland, the Indie Press Guide produced by Mslexia is a good place to start. Also, if you don’t have an agent to check a contract for you, the Society of Authors in the UK will check it at no charge. I’ve found them VERY thorough!

  • JaneShuff replied to the topic Indie publishing deal in the forum Podium 5 years, 6 months ago

    Thank you @athelstone @janette @raine @thea @libby @sandradavies.

    Verve are a small imprint of an indie press so there’ll be no books on shelves in Waterstones but they’re lovely people and the fit feels so right. The indie press route has worked very well for me and is well worth a try. They’re often more open to books that don’t quite fit into…[Read more]

  • Athelstone replied to the topic Indie publishing deal in the forum Podium 5 years, 6 months ago

    So pleased with the news! Simply brilliant.

  • Exciting news from me. On The Edge my ‘girl on a lighthouse’ thriller has found a home with Verve Books. It’s been a long journey with a lot of setbacks on the way and I am thrilled.There’s nothing like the moment when the e mail saying how much someone loved your book (with no caveats, no buts,) arrives in your inbox. It will be published in…[Read more]

  • You’re quite right Richard. Although the lack of hoovering and the pile of christmas cards still waiting to be written might point to a different conclusion!

  • ‘Instant hit of relateable truth’: yes, that a good way of putting it.

    Jane, if you got a result you haven’t been wasting your time, have You?

  • They do have that sort of instant hit of relateable truth don’t they? Ironic, or perhaps not, that Roche’s career might apply to the principle of ‘Connections’, even though it’s clearly about something much more personal. A missed connection here or there is the difference between national treasure status and obscurity.

    Also interesting for me to…[Read more]

  • I’ve just wasted an hour, thanks to you Richard, trawling through the internet searching for Brian Patten who was my particular favourite and ordered a copy of Little Johnny’s Confession which I am sure is the book of his I used to have. Fingers crossed.

  • Jane, I suspect that, er, somewhere on the way you too encountered that anthology, so long ago you’d forgotten about it until my post reminded you.

    Yes, I like the Liverpool Poets too. It’s only one aspect of his talent, but Roger McGough has raised that lowest form of wit, the pun, into an art form. Like this, from The Mersey Sound:

    The Act of…[Read more]

  • From JaneShuff (copied from the wall)

    Thank you for this, Richard. I spent my childhood and teenage years in Liverpool and The Liverpool Poets were a big part of it. I thought I hadn’t heard of Pete Roche but, amazingly, I found myself able to recite Somewhere On The Way as I read it so the poem must be buried somewhere inside the dusty old a…[Read more]

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