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Raine posted an update 7 years, 7 months ago
Am trying to convince myself that toblerone counts as a healthy snack because almonds.
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I had the sane thought this morning about jam, because fruit. Also it was home made and I must have burned off a few calories mashing the fruit and stirring it
That’s the same reasoning that makes me walk 15 minutes to the chip shop, Daedalus.
The logic is incontestable
Raine!! You’ve Toblerone? I think that is a word that should be banned from this site for setting up an atmosphere of deep envy and greed. And nasty thoughts towards those that have when I have not. .
All calories fall out of food once you break them up. So toblerone only has calories until you snap a piece off, then poof. All gone.
From this robust survey, it sounds incontrovertibly like toblerone is indeed healthy. Sandra I will save you a triangle for next time we meet up. Maybe.
Almonds, Raine – healthy of course.
And honey, which is healthy because it is bee-puke, which is about as natural (and therefore healthy) as anything can be.
And there’s chocolate, which is made of milk – naturally, this is healthy because cows are healthy and these are Swiss cows so they eat Swiss grass and the Swiss are very healthy because of the mountains etc – and cocoa beans, which are healthy because, well, they’re beans, aren’t they?
Anything else that’s in Toblerone is negligible because they don’t mention it in the ads and if it was important they’d mention it because they wouldn’t lie to us in an ad, would they?
What Mad said 😀
SWISS COWS! How could I forget! That adds at least 30% to the healthiness.